| 2.23 KB, C | (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! Alex19 breaks the rules. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. He could be me! -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. (Engineer and . No that would be your mother! Eeeh aahh.. He's the RED Spy! Oh, wait that's blood. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Refresh and try again. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] Oh! This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. "He's the RED Spy! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. A RED Spy is in the base! | 1.15 KB, GetText | ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Stand back son. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Hey, it's still here! ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. and a knife. Oh! ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! No that wouwd be youw mothew! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Yeah, it is! He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. He could be you! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . All rights reserved. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! All rights reserved. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Eeeh aahh.. The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? Wed! Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. Pwesident of his fan cwub? A sharp musical cue plays. Oooh, big problem. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. A RED Spy is in the base! [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! Stand back son. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. A RED Spy is in the base! Content posted in this community. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! Wight behind you. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." He couwd be me! The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Ahem. Moved Permanently. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Fade to black. It is only visible to you. He could be you! On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. 2 min ago (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. ", Scout: "What're you? Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? He cwould be nuzzle you! On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. Ahahahahaha! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Stand back son. ", Scout: "What'we you? The leaked video had the. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. Stand back son. ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Stand back son. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-. No? Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Red! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. 50 min ago We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Hey, it's stiww hewe! President of his fan club? Yeah, it is! Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! . The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. and a knife. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Use this to reduce . ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. He could be you. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. Simply explained for a busy day. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. Red! I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. He could be me! Stand back son. stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Like you! Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. No offense. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? Red! Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. 16 min ago The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Intruder Alert! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. All right, all right, I got it. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! Cookie Notice 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. Uwaaaaaaah! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! 23 min ago The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. 46 min ago It originally read "Lost Memory". ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. He could be me! Valve Corporation. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. What'we you? ], [Cut to a small room. Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. ", Scout: "What're you? Sorry! Intruder Alert! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? All right? I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. You can keep your statistics. Stwand bwack swon. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. Right behind you. ], Soldier: "What? mang0 breaks records. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? He could be you! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. All right, all right, I got it. Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. Please see the. Privacy Policy. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. ?" Lua | So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Click here to view the video information page. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! It was obvious! Alright then. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Armada breaks records. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Maybe, maybe. Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! Also, the Administrator says "Intruder alert!" Pwotect the bwiefcase! ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. President of his fan club? Tense music begins]. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. No that would be your mother! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. ], Soldier: "See! The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. The Pyro laughs. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. 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