Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! What did the scarecrow want? ~ (Paul Lynde), If I hadnt become a celebrity, Id probably be an alcoholic. Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. Rose Marie: With my luck, it's probably tonight - and I'm working. | Privacy Policy Extensive quotes from Paul Lynde about family, entertainment, food and mental health Liner notes by producer and writer, Bob Booker. Should you be upset if he talks about his secretary? Rude Jude, Like a fine wine, he was simply exquisite. Rose Marie: OH! ~ (Paul Lynde). prizes worth over (insert estimates amount in U.S. Peter Marshall: Billy Graham recently called it "our great hope in a confusing and ever-changing world." What is it? [Tony Randall has just been asked a question]. Peter Marshall: Thank you, Kenny and good morning everyone. Peter Marshall: [still laughing] You certainly are! Peter Marshall: According to the famous children's story, why did Goldilocks refuse the porridge of the great big bear? | Contact Us Housekeeper: Everything. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Paul Lynde: [meeting KISS] Well, just what I always wanted: four kisses on the first date. Buddy Hackett: "What the f*ck am I doing here?". Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. Quotes.net. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. Mom would hand me the shower curtain. But if you miss, you opponent gets the square unless it gives them the game. You make yourself so ugly. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? You're supposed to come up with a bluff if you don't know the answer, you silly twerp! What are you?" Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! What are 'dual-purpose cattle' good for that other cattle aren't? Paul Lynde American Comedian born on June 13, 1926, died on January 10, 1982. Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. Q. There are boys sleeping on benches and under bridges, and luckier unlucky boys sleeping in shelters, which feel like safety but not like home. Paul Lynde: Oh, I love a good religious group. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. On her way there, she stopped to get something for her grandma. And then you took it, and now I don't have it, so why do you hate me?" Maybe it's your accent. Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? Peter Marshall: True or false, on a recent talk show, Joey Heatherton said, "I am not a sexpot.". Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? I was excited about 63 cents! Because we're older but we're not the grown-ups who seem too far away to understand. Adam Levin, The two-fold goal of all human striving is the avoidance of pain, and the fulfillment of happiness. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Paul Lynde: [in a deep overly-serious voice, singing popular TV jingle of the time] You look for, the Union Label, when you buy Big Bird: Gee, that's a silly question, Mr. Marshmallow. Demond Wilson: Demond Wilson: What do you like for breakfast? Famous Paul Lynde Quotes. The first contestant to get three in a row either up, across or diagonally, would win. Oscar the Grouch: Well, it's actually miserable. Buddy Hackett: "What the f*ck am I doing here?". I am sorry for them both." Oscar the Grouch: But I don't like being happy, so that makes me miserable. I tuck that thought inside me, warm and small like balled hands inside hoodie pockets. Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. | About Us The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. his pseudonym would get his own parking space. Your robe, your slippers Witchiepoo: Mr. Lynde, I've been dying to meet you. Many NBC tour guides have claimed that Lynde was afraid of earthquakes and the center square proved to be the safest square of the show's set. It's full of everything good in the world, and if you don't do somethingif you don't run or dance or shout to everyone in the world about this music you've just heardit'll explode." Big Bird: [describing Oscar the Grouch] He may be grouchy on the outside, but inside beats a heart of stone. Paul Lynde had been a regular panelist on Hollywood Squares since 1966, as he was a popular character actor at the time, perhaps best known at the time for a series of appearances on the TV show, Bewitched, as Uncle Arthur, Samantha Stephens' warlock uncle, but as Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall later recalled, "A writer on the show, Bill Armstrong, became producer and he said, Lets write jokes for Paul Lynde. And that changed everything. "The Hollywood Squares Quotes." In the course of this presentation, actual questions and/or answers may be discerned by the celebrities." You'll have lots of fun. A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Peter Marshall: According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fianc? Lynde replied, "Humble." Big Bird: Gosh! to write in with your suggestions for future installments! ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-medrectangle-4','ezslot_4',185,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-medrectangle-4-0'); My kitchen is not a place to live in. - [From 1986, Shadoe will say John normally, through the rest of the run he will do it in this style. Paul Lynde had been a regular panelist on Hollywood Squares since 1966, as he was a popular character actor at the time, perhaps best known at the time for a series of appearances on the TV show, Bewitched, as Uncle Arthur, Samantha Stephens' warlock uncle, but as Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall later recalled, "A writer on the show, Bill Armstrong, became producer and he said, 'Let's write jokes for Paul Lynde.'. Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. He read this article and said he wanted the same amount and they said no. Jan Murray: She's right, Pete, but you're a damn good emcee. You dont need a spoon or a plate! Copyright 2023 Famous Quotes & Sayings. "They just come out of me. Peter Marshall: Did you ever dream that one day you'd be worth 94 hundred dollars? Sometimes Ill just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. In the course of their briefing, actual questions and answers may be given or discerned by the celebrities." Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful automobiles (cheers and whistles) we tossed a coin backstage, Steve won, so Steve will start. During the week I try to eat lightly. Charley Weaver: How many men are on the table? Peter Marshall: On what night is a woman most likely to be molested? Peter Marshall: When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a geisha house. ~ (Paul Lynde), I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. Peter Marshall: Uh, no, Big Bird, that's Marshall, Mr. Marshall. PM: George, True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? 2002-2003, 2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and this week's Center Square, (insert celebrity), and your host, Tom Bergeron! Peter Marshall: Is there anything in or on your body that was there the day you were born? Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. I am sorry for them both." And here's your host, John Davidson!". I don't shave! Peter Marshall: [struggling to regain composure] What is that small cute thing on Cher, just below her waist? E. Lockhart, It's a strange feeling, when you hear a good piece of music. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" And this is Paul. What? / Not enough Alice Faye / What's the matter with kids today? Paul Lynde: As you know, there's a real scary holiday coming up. Peter Marshall: According to FEMA, people from Florida should be prepared for hurricanes and people from the Midwest should be prepared for floods. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. Idries Shah, As we go forward in attempting to control bump drafting in those areas, there's going to be some very subjective calls being made. Simply put, Lynde never had to have a center square clause written into his contract because he was already making the most money on the show by far (by 1980, only he and Marshall had contracts outside standard pay), so obviously the show wouldn't want to NOT have him be the center square, as you'd be paying him to do LESS on the show. Besides, your whole house doesnt get wrecked that way. Paul Lynde: How disgusting that poor sailor! And the next thing you know, everything from your forehead down to your fingers and toes is on fire. | About Us Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. And here's Tom Bergeron!". What? On her way there, she stopped to get something for her grandma. Peter Marshall: According to the nursery rhyme, "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. [looks down to check his line, but it looks like he is looking at his crotch. - John Davidson (1st Season), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. "I guess, then, I hate you for being so helpless. The first two games are worth $500 each. The Wicked Witch of the West: She asked for it. What should people from California be prepared for? We'll see you Monday on the ([All] New) Hollywood Squares. PM: Charley, If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? ~ (Paul Lynde). What do you traditionally say over the radio? (insert celebrities and later the celebrity's job is added with them), or (insert celebrity in the center square includes "PAUL LYNDE: 1966-1979")? Rose Marie: My face, I mean. Peter Marshall: True or false, on a recent talk show, Joey Heatherton said, "I am not a sexpot.". Housekeeper: [about her sister's house] It's well-preserved. Bye-bye!" My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com. George Gobel: So that's why Rose Marie wears battery-operated shoes. - Hollywood Squares Host, "As you know, the stars are briefed (before the show) to help them with the bluffs but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time (as they are asked)." To get what? Paul Lynde: Open the ruby portals of your lips to the white-hot passion of my desire. Each game is worth a thou--A THOUSAND DOLLARS?! Quotes.net. Now, excuse me, I'm going back to my group to trip the heavy fantastic. Peter Marshall: According to a recent medical study, sex can be harmful to a certain part of the body Jan Murray: Six? Housekeeper: This is Ace. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. He also voiced animated characters for four Hanna-Barbera productions. He features legends about entertainment and sports at his website, Legends Revealed and other pop culture features at Pop Culture References. Lynde bought Errol Flynn's old Hollywood mansion and spent an enormous amount of money on renovations and decorations. Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. A little louder, please? [the loud horn sounds to signify time running out on the nighttime show]. Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? Peter Marshall: Arthur Hailey had a very successful movie and novel called "Hotel". Peter Marshall: Say Paul, what is the official currency of Puerto Rico? It's not my faulnt. - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004 if a contestant loses in the bonus round), Promotional consideration furnished by the following" - Announcer, Closed Captioning provided by - Announcer, "On behalf of our stars/celebrities, and our studio audience, join us next week/time (at the same time) for more (fun with the) Hollywood Squares! Bye-bye!" - Tom Bergeron, "Object of the game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie, 'What's The Matter With Helen?' Who plays Helen? George Gobel: So that's why Rose Marie wears battery-operated shoes. Not ever. As I discussed in a recent Movie Legends Revealed about the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan actor who negotiated himself out of being credited in the film period, actors and celebrities will often negotiate the strangest things into their contracts with shows and films. - (1980-1981), "Celebrity guests are briefed as to question subject material prior to program." It's your job to pick one of the nine stars and it's my job to ask the star a question and you have to figure out if the star's giving a (possible) right/correct answer or a (possible) wrong answer/Be careful, these questions are bluffs and it'll might get you from our stars/just making one up and that's how they get the squares. Oscar the Grouch: Well, it's actually miserable. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. [reading of the bonus prize after player won the match]. Peter Marshall: Whose motto is "Do Your Best"? What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? It is up to them to figure out if the answers the stars are giving them are correct or they're just making one up. ~ (Paul Lynde). [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. - Tom Bergeron, "You know how our game works, it's basic tic-tac-toe. Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? ""Well, that's very liberal of you," Caroline said with a sisterly smirk. Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children? ~ (Paul Lynde). I love sharing quotes and sayings to inspire and motivate people - #quotes #internetpillar, if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[300,250],'internetpillar_com-large-billboard-2','ezslot_10',616,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-billboard-2-0');report this adCategories. Peter Marshall: Whose motto is "Do Your Best"? I'm hated, I feel it. Peter Marshall: Can boys join the Campfire Girls? The doctors name was Sylvia. Paul Lynde: Did you pack everything? 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