This is just the same 11 lines on repeat because you copy and pasted. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. Okay, thats only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! There, I deleted it. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. Its split up into about 20 different pages. Hi, I'm back again. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Only one refers to my mom. Its like what i say, the more you discount, the more you earn.. International destinations include British Columbia, Canada Wales Costa Del Sol, Spain Puerto Vallarta, Mexico the Austrian Alps Algarve, Portugal Balearic Islands, Spain and several destinations in the Canary Islands of Spain . She didn't ask me to write that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. OR Email me at landon426@sbcglobal.net http://us.mc838.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=landon426@sbcglobal.net. Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Its not some crazy story, I met the guy in person at the convention in Dallas in September, 2008. Because it'll probably bore you to death. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up, Ill be able to remember another! I'm such a liar! The following will copy the text on long tap, but does not show up 'copy', so user will not know, the content is copied to the clipboard. How to Text Bomb People. How to Report Spam Text Messages. That's the name of the CSS color I used. Goodnight! I hope I did that right. libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! Wasn't that a lovely story? Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society. () (.) ( ). Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE. My sister is listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. I noticed that visitors of my site like artful text pictures. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. 1. See if you can understand it! As LONG as it's LONG? She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. Wow! It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me. I just realised that next year will be 2020. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. If you sell software that will do this, please let me know. Its something that I cant explain. So here it is! All I hear right now is Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. Why? That is something that EVERYONE uses EVERY DAY ! I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world! Be on the lookout for the following types of spam text messages: Is the sender familiar (like Amazon or Apple the most imitated brand in all phishing scams), but the text is poorly written or full of typos? I should go now. Did you find this article because youve already responded to a spam text and dont know what to do next? Okay, only mildly annoying. Each shelf contains 32 volumes. This is just the same 11 lines on repeat because you copy and pasted. I don't get how her brain works. Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. And why does it matter that it doesn't have words? 2. Currently watching a livestream. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. If you receive a text that one of your accounts has been hacked or compromised, delete the message and then contact the account directly rather than responding. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You can report a robotext to your mobile carrier by forwarding it to a specific number. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. You can use such fonts in your There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. Copyright 2021 | All Rights Reserved. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! Hi, Im back. Use your best judgment and exercise caution before responding to requests for information. Our records show you overpaid for (a product or service). Sometimes furries, but I dont wanna go back into that territory at this point. Have you ever received a text message from a company or person you recognized, but it didnt seem quite right? It is now July 10, 2019. This is just the same 11 lines on repeat because you copy and pasted. I very rarely talk about anything else. Our blogs are always updated and full of information. She's eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Because NEXT YEAR! Ready to learn what it is? Not the longest, but still pretty long. You are nothing to me but just another ( ). My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. She's still writing the entire plot. The man smokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself. "It'll" is too boring. That's pretty cool. You can even pay at HEB stores. GO TO THE NEW ONE c.r74n.com ( ). Click here for all the pages on this site! By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. I'm getting so much nostalgia from this website. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Mark as spam or abuse. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! You know how lucky you are?????? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is still being updated today. You know what's weird? There, I came up with something original to say! For real this time. You remember that, right? You are about to get spammed with 600 dank memes. You know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. Or is it? Textedly provides simple SMS solutions that are easy to set up, so you can start messaging your customers right away. It's hindering my focus right now. In the original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste". I do make real languages, but I never put in the effort to learn them to fluency. <--- me bein random again _^ hehetoodles!!!!! If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. I like this song. I only make English codes and call them "conlangs". Im looking to buy some software that will turn my laptop into a digital voice recorder. So if I reach my goal today, this text will be longer than the longest joke in the world! From here on out, I declare character-per-day goals abolished. Hello, Im sending this to all of my friends/contacts. Goodbye. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. How to Copy Code in Google Chrome . Kindly supply your bank routing and account number to receive your refund. Dont fall for it. Penguins. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. I also don't feel like doing every single letter, because the pictures take some time to generate. Actually, weve been home for hours now, and weve already built the dresser. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. I guess we just are. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". When was the last time I added to this? I'm gonna try and get 10,000 characters. Legitimate companies wont ask for your personal or financial information over text. The end. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. I just added translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my website! Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8. Its May 4, 2018. He gave it up immediately. That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. Look at all the times I use it in this text! I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much else. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only been working on it for an hour. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed 200 times harder. . Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. Why are you reading this, anyways? 10 Spam Text Message Examples (& How to Identify Them), 11.94 billion spam texts were sent in May 2022, How to filter and block messages on an iPhone, How to filter and block messages on an Android phone. That decade brought be a lot of memories. How many times have I said "oh well"? ( ), I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME , NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG , I AM SUPER DONG , SUCK MY DONGER , FINALLY A REAL DONG , IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?, ( ) IM DONG,JAMES DONG ( ), () WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (), () let me hold your donger for a while (), MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE , () May the DONG be with you! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, what's the average amount of text I write per day in this LTE? ! The average hat on Roblox, before UGC, back in 2014 would be about 15-20 robux, which is around .5 to a dollar then. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. 4. She doesn't think it'll be fun. About four of those words were language related. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Not all marketing text messages sent without consent are spam marketing texts. Hi its me his sister. My name is Artour Babaevsky. It was a very strange server. That's crazy! Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! However, being notified of winning a contest you didnt enter is a dead giveaway of a phishing text. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". She says I should write about how there's wild sage where we live. It also removes punctuation that the library doesnt use, like the exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. That's why I don't usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading right now. I'm just gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". I don't really like it. It had a good run though. So today was a fun day. They add EXCITEMENT! Wow, the corner hit and wall hit numbers are much bigger now. DUN DUN DUN! It is an open-source tool. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. I've been playing with this for a while now. PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE), NEW PAGE - THIS ONE WON'T BE UPDATED ANYMORE, # Instagram Pride Month Rainbow Hashtags #. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. 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